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Just Joking by National Geographic Kids
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Jokes submitted by kids for kids.

Funology
Jokes and riddles from Funology: the science of having fun!


Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?

Q: Where is a rabbit’s favorite place to eat?

A: Ihop

Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers.

Q: How did the egg cross the road?
A: It scrambled across!