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Just Joking by National Geographic Kids
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Jokes submitted by kids for kids.

Funology
Jokes and riddles from Funology: the science of having fun!


What do you get if you cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse.

What do mice do when they’re at home?
Mousework

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it’s raining cats and dogs.

What have 12 legs, 6 eyes, three tails, and can’t see?
Three blind mice

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir